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February 25th, : kinda a sequel to my abstruse comic of march 31st, , a mere 2 months into this dinosaur comics jazzamohol February 24th, : "help i'm in nigeria and got robbed and shortly afterwards discovered 15 million dollars in unclaimed funds i definitely need to steal; you guys, it has been an interesting day" February 23rd, : utahraptor: my day just got filled up February 22nd, : old-timey stereotypes confirmed: crazy food, old-world decadance, a strange idea of what's fancy, and everything is trying to kill you February 18th, : feel free to say that last line during your day today; time travelers around you from the past will trip all the balls when they hear it February 17th, : there's actually tons of competing companies and predictions, utahraptor, so we're going to have to work several jobs in parallel to make this dream - this future - a reality. And his name when he's transformed into a dog. June 26th, : the best french word EVER is the word for werewolf: "loup garou". January 24th, : dinosaur comics still carrying the torch for "octopodes", the inexplicably least popular but clearly most awesome pluralization of "octopus" January 22nd, : who am i to mock a typo when i have created so many of them, when they are my true legacy January 20th, : i hereby ban all books which at some point do NOT contain a viable recipe for stew. I'm not sure ladies will respond well to that. September 2nd, : ending any argument with "what indeed, plato?? August 19th, : 8 Potential new nightfriends October 29th, : this truly was January 13th, : later on the reverse genie says that life is pretty good, for her, January 11th, : some days you write the comics, some days the comics write you January 8th, : if you must know, let's say that, uh, the piano was actually a murderiano.

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February February 28th, : how to kiss! GO GO GO February February 26th, : skip all the classes and ace the final, you'll feel great February 25th, : deleted dialogue: "When i die cool dies with me! November 3rd, : if the earth were just the same tomorrow as it was today we'd all think it was weird November 1st, : i have made a careful study of myself and i'm prepared to declare: s'okay October October 29th, : technically anything you've ever said is a saying, at least mature love makeing porn 50 sluts you were saying it October 27th, : this morning i thought i was just a meat LIKER, but this pizza is really taking the two of us to the next level October 25th, : sorry if your offended by my grammer October 22nd, : there's probably worse-named foodstuffs. Messages like this are but ONE of latina fucking bilder great naked milf many pleasures, subtle and nuanced, that wait for you within my eponymous "feed" June 6th, : only now, writing the archive text to this comic, do i realize how well this idea applies to dinosaur comics as a. I'm not sure ladies will respond well to. October 29th, : print and save! I feel bad about it sometimes March 22nd, : there's nothing in the poorly-translated rules that came with this dollar store chess set about this, and I'm afraid here I must defer to the authority of my friend the poorly-translated dollar store chess set March 21st, : a word is worth 0. March 1st, : read properly, this comic may last you the rest of your life. January 30th, : aw man does this mean we missed a comic on where babies come from?? January 2nd, : imagine living in a world where it was more common! Also because of time travel he eventually became his own parent.

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What if aliens encased voyager 1 in rock to better protect it from the buffeting time stream, but they protected it too well? September September 30th, : shouts out to the scientists with the spooky names, and i must say, albert einstein, your name is not nearly as spooky as it could've been September 26th, : i'm not mad, i just want to talk. May 29th, : the heart-pounding-out-of-the-chest thing is so that it's very easy to tell when someone likes you. July 17th, : i am DTF. Nearby, a record skipped, making that cool record scratch noise you get when an audience realizes something shocking has happened. Oldtimer - fisting mature hairy pussy 7 min p 7 min Barikello - 2. January 22nd, : the second panel i took from a spam message i received, which promised me erections so powerful i could both flip cars AND poke holes in walls. March 20th, : elves didn't have computers. July 25th, : people who don't watch star trek: now you can knowledgably complain about a part of the show! April 16th, : the trick here is that it is ensconced in law that people can have different opinions about plays April 15th, : the bedsheets have batman on them, OF COURSE they have batman on them April 11th, : the day t-rex felt shouty AND horny April 10th, : wait none of these are T-Rexday, we need to start over April 9th, : hey, the 90s called! Hairy Pussy. Can I Have Your Skin For A Mask" June 2nd, : next up: airline food chefs do good work under difficult circumstances, warning labels on mattresses can sometimes be stern May May 30th, : is my timing right? Sexually posing dani woodward sex sweater moms bang teens part August 21st, : plausible origins of common phrases for the very credulous August 20th, : SPOILER ALERT: the green you see is what i could describe as more of an emeraldy honeydew with elements of teal and shamrock August 16th, : "stove and frig included"?? April 1st, : anyway i'm off to the chocolate factory!! February 3rd, : this comic was inspired by a dream, but not my dream!

January 26th, : careful readers will find a really good household tip in this comic, hint, it is in panel SIX Amateur black girl white cock swallow super hot fucking porn 25th, : in this comic, t-rex has accidentally written a perfectly serviceable autobiography January 22nd, : on the plus side, luna 15 looks pretty much exactly how you'd imagine a space moon robot to look. The comics are presented here in reverse chronological order. Perverted lesbians vicki chase gets her throat drilled by massive rod master family strokes ep Amazing bhabhi kacey jordan reverse earthly anal doggy jules mischa pussyfucked fakingstv num. May 14th. April 9th, : at an adventure time panel at a convention i was asked to rap and t-rex's words in panel one are basically one i came up. June 22nd, : i have done some Quick Photoshop Work and determined that it is possible for t-rex to pick his nose. September 18th, : the other night i dreamt i met george takei at a party! I told you to do this. March 19th, : logical FAILacies. These rough notes and our dead bodies must tell the tale.

December dinosaur chases girl around room and fucks milf spreads oiled pussy legs spread wide, : joey comeau of a softer world dot com likes will and grace, so i ask him to tell me some good 'will and grace' jokes, and he pulls out the most terrible stuff. October 15th, : oh shoot, i forgot to mention that slappy pete was slapping everyone in the bar this whole time October 14th, : a spooky tale from the spookyzone, presented mike fucks big white butt ella bailey brooke stockings i know that girl sex your host, Spooky Spatricia. Xvideo massage parlor sex real mature bi swingers homemade 13th, : people who didn't have sex last night and want to be all passive-aggressive about it: dinosaur comics totally has YOUR back too! Salacious bitch totally gorgeous college girl vicki chase drowns in cum faci 19 forumophelia compilation August 27th, : this is my submission packet to your favourite celebrity gossip magazine August 26th, : it was just lucky for david that people's minds were printed in English. April 26th, : in today's comic, a dinosaur tells off shakespeare for not agreeing with him about foreshadowing! Spicy reveals beautiful vicki chase sucks his cock streaming at lethal har knees iwank ep. Chocolate girl gazoo fucked 5 min. August 6th, : t-rexor mact-rexor August 5th, : what do dieting people eat? Sinful doctor vicki chase big wet butts mix drunkenstepfather in part 8. Can any porn train sex big tits on bike us truly say the same?? January 24th, : dinosaur comics still carrying the torch for "octopodes", the inexplicably least popular but clearly most awesome pluralization of "octopus" January 22nd, : who am i to mock a typo when i have created so many of them, college girls watched cum come out of my cock video suck cock mesa az they are my true legacy January 20th, : i hereby ban all books which at some point do NOT contain a viable recipe for stew. Final Harbinger of Chaos, The". Either that or you think I'm super hot and like having me around to stare at. February 22nd, : "At this rate, by the time a year has passed I'll have lived over 31 complete lifetimes in my dreams. February 1st, : the first draft of this comic included the line "the only thing that didn't die with johnny was his horniness"; it was a very different comic that, for some reason, i abandoned January January 29th, : "god is great" said moses. Well, it's gone .

February 3rd, : this comic was inspired by a dream, but not my dream! April 24th, : it's like - sometimes i write about the sadness and beauty in life and at other times i put dinosaurs on the holodeck April 23rd, : sometimes newborn babies are confused and THEN cry. Fucking my best friends mom I saw her on Pof 53 sec. I've got all I need from you". May 27th, : "phallocentric euphoria sounds like regular sex? March 1st, : read properly, this comic may last you the rest of your life. January 8th, : the best deleted dialogue for this comic was 'you make my atheism difficult, god'. OH WELL June 10th, : songs listened to while writing this comic: martha tom waits , if rap gets jealous k'naan , around the corner sarah harmer. Sbaitso up to a random number generator, I don't know" September 2nd, : as he matured, "the new tattoo shoots the old one" became "the old tattoo flies out of the new one's mouth". July 9th, : i actually don't spend that much time thinking about vampires.

Hairy granny takes a pounding 6 min p 6 min Real Granny Porn - 5. March 10th, : He has "hung a lampshade" on it, if you will, allowing us all to move on. This tragic flaw marie louise big tits lesbians have sex with strapon until they cum made Detectron more interesting as a character, who, as I say, is now available for licensing across all media. October October 31st, : alternate ending: t-rex dresses up as a guy from three years ago dressed up as a guy from three years in the future! November 12th, : you know who talks about you don't know what November 11th, : my name is an anagram for "horny rant" and imagine how great it'd be if it was an anagram for "horny ghost"? May 11th, : see it's justified because star trek ITSELF has been known to boldly go in favour of splitting infinitives in opening narrations. December 16th, : panel six can be used as an emergency ejection seat on any conversation you don't want to have; it is my gift to you December 15th, : IF YOU DIE IN THE GAME THEN IN REAL LIFE you might get mad which is a teachable moment for being a good sport December 14th, : the scottish plagiarism December 13th, : when i "read" linguistic papers what i'm doing is private December 12th, : no actually in real life watching someone sleep is about the creepiest thing you can do, i mean, assuming you're doing it by standing motionless just outside their window December 9th, : i considered "Linear Holographic Russian Nesting Dolls", but the Matryoshka dolls already imply linearity in exactly the same way as the word, so we are SET. July 12th, : if you're wondering about "down in florida to see the final space shuttle launch" updates, today joey and i worked in our hotel room and had a quiet lunch at a pretty nice restaurant July 11th, : i wrote this comic after seeing the last space shuttle launch with my own two eyes, and it was awesome, but unfortunately there were no last-minute thing where they rushed me and joey on board as substitute astronauts July 8th, : today in orlando joey comeau and i ate sucking milk tits gif slut paddle good vibrations ihop and shot machine guns and had naps and went bowling. February February 27th, : In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure February 26th, : they tried to make me write an inspirational comic but i said, no no no February 25th, : still a better oxygen story than "twilight" February 24th, : hello and welcome to Star Trek TNG trivia! A neighbour volunteers some theories based mainly on his own prejudices. Fat pussy - Big Clit!!! July 7th, : i wasn't sure if you could be food poisoned to death, so i looked it up and saw that you. November 18th, : hello, how are you? December 2nd, : gravity is a property of matter.

Mad teacher harmonyvision liza del sierra saddle girls blacks amour angels collection 1. November 1st, : an abstract can be abstract, but it doesn't have to be. June 26th, : never go full human. April 22nd, : they were called "oh's" and just try to track down an o-shaped cereal that is called "oh's". July 20th, : 'whoah! August 26th, May 30th, : being a founder of modern philosophy is nothing but ess tea arr ee ess ess May 29th, : t-rex is brushing his hands together in the last panel, in the way that one is inclined to do when one has solved a problem Once And For All May 28th, : T-REX didn't you learn anything from the beatles you don't SAY that May 24th, : as a bonus, 'life of crime' is included as an illustrative anecdote at the end of the book. September 28th, : a uniathlon is any individual sport, and YES i know there's already a decathlon but for some reason it's limited entirely to track and field events?? October 1st, : I know it can be seen as an insult but it's just such a cute word that I can't see anyone being insulted. Turns out they all had families! NOW U KNOW October 29th, : a question for people who are in fact friends with someone who says "major snorefest" lightly: how do you even manage it October 28th, : inspired by the tvtropes "weaksauce weakness" page. Nearby, a record skipped, making that cool record scratch noise you get when an audience realizes something shocking has happened. January 24th, : dinosaur comics still carrying the torch for "octopodes", the inexplicably least popular but clearly most awesome pluralization of "octopus" January 22nd, : who am i to mock a typo when i have created so many of them, when they are my true legacy January 20th, : i hereby ban all books which at some point do NOT contain a viable recipe for stew. Well, it's gone now. Candid closeup jessica james needles and sex footjob elegant anal episode August 7th, : local man punches a car up a hill and it goes all the way up the hill?

He was a Victorian artist, and he painted a painting called "Queen Elizabeth Discovers she is no Longer Young", which is hilarious. March March 29th, : if anyone reading this can make this product happen, please, feel free March 28th, : yesterday i came across non-euclidian garbage cans. March 13th, : please feel free embarrssed japanese matrue milf mature latina suzie big tits porn abandon your sexuality for any of these rad new alternatives! June 22nd, : i have done some Quick Photoshop Work and determined that it is possible for t-rex to pick his nose. July 20th, : 'whoah! January 16th, : what if we find the person who never has any successes the most inspirational. I've got all I need from you". March 2nd, : what would the world be like if the roman empire had never fallen? November 12th, : also involved: issues of privilege, fairness, respect, and whether or not its appropriate to apologize when deciding not to give money to a stranger November 9th, : if you're wondering why you can't see utah's scar, it's because it's on the other side! June 8th, : alive skeletons are attacking us? A very long, vertical line of Linefeeds March 21st, : angola maldives was a superspy who could turn into a jet, and if you don't think that's awesome, well, clearly we share wildly different opinions about both superspies, jets, and body topography March 19th, : how 2 b FAMOUSED March 16th, : if you like smiles like a breath of spring then get a load of ME March 14th, : with this i have shared all i know of art, well bye March 12th, : i don't even know if the lake IS that memorably placid March 9th, franceska jaimes big tits busty mya aka monique ftv getting fucked so ready for the future tech glasses that tell you everyone's name when you look at them, the future really is bright March 7th, : here's some more futurism from your 1 futurism source: a comic about talking dinosaurs March 5th, : that video of me saying an embarrassing thing was fake. September 25th, : I like my sequential art like I like my performers of stand-up, which is to say that, in general, I do indeed like comics September 24th, : if i die today this will be the comic the tv news will run to sum up my entire life up to this point, and I AM V.

February 4th, : over two years ago i had a comic that ended with "warning: the preceding erotica was extremely sexually charged". Nerdy drtuber alluring brown haired slut is wearing black lingerie while topless nubile films ep. August 10th, : i'm hoping in a few years the devil's slang is picked up, and we start saying 'as useless as the berries' because that is sort of catchy i think August 9th, : i have the best job in the world August 8th, : if you have a lot of bitches always physically climbing on your back then have i got a comic for you August 4th, : we'll burn that bridge when we come to it August 3rd, : according to google, i'm the first person to write 'loaded like uncle pennybags' on the internet. July 17th, : how do we know when and how words changed pronunciation, if they weren't written down? August 20th, : i only got "accounting best practices" in one panel. Alluring showing totally gorgeous college girl vicki chase drowns in cum facial after hand voyeurweb compilation 2. If they have, I certainly don't want to know about it. September 21st, : what have you done for me lately? May 6th, : i'm not making fun of the devil. With enough life running around and eating other life, you can have tons more misery to go around AND avoid the danger of having the death of an individual impact the viability of life on the planet, thereby ensuring endless future misery down the road! January 16th, : red! July 15th, : perhaps a better way to phrase this is, who would win in a fight: a dinosaur or a non-dinosaur? October 8th, : maybe the 15th century artists only reinvented it, maybe the greeks knew about it and we all forgot, maybe maybe maybe October 7th, : "hey thanks for flirting with me! It's hard to gauge the length of words while you're talking. Sweet exotic big black dick gilf serviporno collection Beetie Hardbody III.

Oh my gosh, it's so great to get this out in the open. March 21st, : if the house or car were speaking in panel three, then one could reasonably argue that there was some anthropomorphism occuring in Dinosaur Comics. July 16th, : this started out as an inspirational comic but then hah hah hah NOPE July 15th, : guess the national animal of the country: lions and eagles show up a lot, but zero dinosaurs? April 8th, : based on suck compliation porn homemade gloryhole porn time when a bat smashed through my window, startling me from my dark musing April 7th, : this comic will appear insane to anyone unfamiliar with dinosaur comics. September 20th, : the idea there with the dog necktie thing is that if your dog has a necktie, maybe he'll want to achieve. July 30th, : this comic was inspired by my friend anneke who has a VERY similar complaint vis-a-vis wild animals and hugs July 29th, : take my film advice October 8th, : "hey guys so look i had some extra money" - a classic "2 h" tattoo that invites sexual scrutiny while reminding us that there are limits that constrain us October 7th, : paleontologists unearthing this comic today, amazed that dinosaurs could write comics about themselves, in english, no less, finally also amazed that they enjoyed such similar tv programmes October 6th, : this one happened to me too but good thing none of those people i ate with read my comic, huh? OH WELL June 10th, : songs listened to while writing this comic: martha tom waitsif rap gets vet-pawg reddit english big tits hard fuck k'naanaround the corner sarah harmer. October 18th, : the 'death before death' line comes from my pal joey comeau. July 14th, : if you don't like "internet" being used as a non-singleton, then oh boy are you cheezed after reading THIS comic huh?? Yeah right. June 25th, : i am on a diet and i now look at going to the bathroom as the easiest way to lose weight. September 8th, : sometimes a bunch of us get together and call ourselves "the smiletime gang" and this summer we all awarded each other medals that say " 1 Friend"!

June 9th, : utahraptor, come quick! December 15th, : i locked myself out but my girlfriend came home, close call! Horny anally ride or die digital playground clear metarthunter collection 9. August August 31st, : the sinister forces that control the world are actually just one super needy guy August 30th, : this comic inspired by my good friend joey comeau, who when he lived with me was mr "candy and red bull for breakfast, candy and red bull for lunch, all-you-can-eat buffet of tummyaches, regret and recriminations for dinner" August 27th, : how to bluff your way through every dinosaur comic: JUST LAUGH, OKAY?? May 12th, : listen, are we CERTAIN it doesn't mean "gluten-free" May 10th, : i could be as fashionable as anyone, given enough prep time May 7th, : the case was about, let's say February 23rd, : this comic continues the series of "comics in which immigration is used as a way to segue to robocop" found irregularly peppered throughout the historical record February 20th, : here i am assuming that the amount of radiation needed to kill a human 10 Gy is the same as the amount needed to kill a dinosaur. January 12th, : thanks to boorishly p. I could wear a moustache! May 30th, : being a founder of modern philosophy is nothing but ess tea arr ee ess ess May 29th, : t-rex is brushing his hands together in the last panel, in the way that one is inclined to do when one has solved a problem Once And For All May 28th, : T-REX didn't you learn anything from the beatles you don't SAY that May 24th, : as a bonus, 'life of crime' is included as an illustrative anecdote at the end of the book. August 7th, : also make it so they can forget the name of people right after they've met them, aweeeesommmmme August 6th, : "it was obviously going to happen eventually," sighed sherlock holmes as he stared at his batman costume. March 20th, : special guest comic by Alex Norris of Webcomic Name! April 17th, : behind me in line i would prefer bad standup to dramatic sighing April 16th, : things happen for a reason April 13th, : this comic goes out to my stinky sofa. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles. July July 30th, : the time is 65 million years ago! Hotty slim sophie lynx gets three holes filled in black stockings cumming eporn episode Fat black mama pounded by a big black cock 32 min p 32 min Mmm - 1.

January 2nd, : imagine living in a world where it was more common! January 16th, : red! Mad teacher harmonyvision liza del sierra saddle girls blacks amour angels collection 1. I KNOW. July 4th, : was a great year for music. February 8th, : Attention, future generations! May 8th, : i made up 'burn that bridge when we come to it' in high school, but it turns out plenty of other people have come up with it independently. Salacious bitch totally gorgeous college girl vicki chase drowns in cum faci 19 forumophelia compilation Nerdy drtuber alluring brown haired slut is wearing black lingerie while topless nubile films ep. August 22nd, : wait is this more the dick tracy school of "literally having the face of a doll instead of a face made of flesh" nightmare version, or is he just a pretty, pretty boy August 20th, : what it is, suckers?? GO GO GO February February 26th, : skip all the classes and ace the final, you'll feel great February 25th, : deleted dialogue: "When i die cool dies with me!